Honda Motorcycle Jokes

i need prank ideas to play on an almost 50 year old bald obese guy?

my Fi dad keeps playing jokes on me and stuff. he keeps giving me wet willys and banging on the door randomly trying to scare me while i am I’m the bathroom. so i need some prank ideas. i told him he has started a war. i wanted to use a screw driver to unscrew his bed so when he layed on it it fell in. but they have the wrong kind of bed for it.
he’s almost 50, fat and Bald. he loves his honda gold wing motorcycle.

i really need to get him good. so he will leave me alone.

please and thank you

When he is sleeping give him a Toupee and liposuction, he will never see it coming.

Then the confusion ensues.

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